Party girl
For a young madam who takes two hours to prepare myself for the world to look upon me, having only 45 minutes to get dressed and try to make myself resemble something of a lady turned out to be a disastrous task.
So it was no surprise when I stepped out of my flat an hour and 10 minutes later looking like Whitney Houston after she proudly announced to the world that "crack is whack". Thank God, my drive is a patient man.
The party 'W' was my destination for the night, and getting in was a breeze. Too bad that feeling didn't last, as once I was inside the SportsMax Zone, it was obvious that the air conditioning was struggling to cool down those who where already on site and, as you can imagine, things got worse as partygoers started pouring in.
It was your typical party scene - lovers paraded arm candy with pride, as others ogled and stood in puddles of drool, and the men, for the most part, tried their best to find a girl to do more than just rub shoulders with.
And, of course, I couldn't forget the confused characters who stood out like a sore thumb. Are you a man or a woman? Please do us all a favour and fax us a memo before you come out at nights. Shout-out to the fashion roadkill!
After getting my drink on and walking around for quite some time in my four-inch heels, I decided to rest my Puppies at the DJ booth and make myself as comfortable as possible. So, imagine how I felt five minutes later when I was greeted by a billow of smoke to the face, leaving me nauseated and my hair and smelling quite awful. Shout-out to the smoke machine!
Back to "crack is whack". I was thoroughly entertained, not only by the music selection, but also by one female patron who needed to hit rehab for whatever it is that she was on. Maybe she was just the world's most horrible dancer, but baby girl dropped, dipped it too low and shook off what her mama gave her, in-between and just about anywhere else but on the rhythm.
Well, seeing that my excitement for the night had reached its peak, I took my final picture, of Usain Bolt, called my drive, and counted down the minutes until I hit the sheets.
I'm your girl, Meeshie-Ann Marie. If you can't be good, be safe. Catch me as I move on to the next one.







