Tuesday talk

New rules

1. No braids. Skirts only for women. These rules which have been instituted at a certain tertiary institution seem to suggest that someone is trying to turn back the clock. Standards should be maintained by all means, however, these measures should not heap more hardship on the backs of students who are already fully stretched. Will they soon be demanding uniforms then?

Not super!

2. The whole truth has not been revealed because many want to give the impression that everything was super. Well, those who were the victims of shoplifting have a different story to tell.

Not so well

3. The beauty queen's story is still being written. Many will be shocked to learn that she ripped off the old man to the tune of several millions. With such a haul she was able to land a great catch. She literally bought the man who was swimming in a pool of debt. Any wonder things are not going so well these days?

Coming: the great reveal!

4. The businessman is busy settling his young lover into a cozy nook which he bought for her not too far from the matrimonial home. Friends who know of the happenings say the wife is so certain of her husband's love and affection that she would not believe it, so they have kept it all to themselves. They feel certain that the great reveal will take place sooner than later.