Jamaica is well known as the land of suss, otherwise called labrish. Apparently, STATIN has recently made this official by publishing what can only be at least 100 pieces of suss. Why? It's called the censuss, dear Liza, dear Liza. This exercise in labrish cloaked as official statistics is about as useless as Freddie Hickling's barber and, if taken seriously enough to inspire national policy, as dangerous as the Ebola virus.
