Tuesdaytalk

Jack Daniels' lady

1 There are some twisted tales about the Jack Daniels' lady. She has been trying her hand at the drinks business but just can't keep away from the bottle, seems all the profits are going down the hatch.

Robberies, robberies

2 In the past week, several stories have emerged of persons being robbed at home after making bank withdrawals. In these cases, the persons are not trailed from the bank, instead the robber is waiting for them at home. How come? Many questions are being raised about the confidentiality of these transactions.

Leader for life

3 So the leader for life appears set to become the president for life. Well, after the fiasco campaign which ended with egg on our faces, he should really be offering his resignation. But some men just don't know when to quit.

Drag racing

4 One more thing before you go SSP Lewis - please ensure that the drag racing which takes place along Mountain View Avenue in the early morning hours is stopped. People would be surprised to learn that some well-known icons are participating in this illegal practice.