Tuesday talk

 Package wife

1. Someone told the groom that his new bride came as a package, but he didn't understand, then, what it truly meant. For starters, his wife already had a daughter, then as soon as they set up house, her mom moved in; and if that was not enough, a sister started spending more and more time at the house. Now grandma is in residence! And there is still only one breadwinner!

Suspicious theft

2. Were the thieves looking for something specific on the computers? People are regarding the break-in and computer theft with suspicion since it happened so soon after the secret hearings began on those very premises.

Where's the baby, honey?

3. So how did the devoted husband arrive home with diapers and other baby products? It was a case of 'what is hidden in darkness must come to light'. The devoted husband was also the doting babyfather and he is used to shopping for both homes. He had a hard time convincing his wife that the supermarket gave him the wrong package since the bill included these strange items. To say he is in a pickle is putting it mildly.

Pharmacy visits

4. The person whom everyone seems to despise these days sure spends a good deal of her productive time in the pharmacy. It's not that she is buying medication or anything for that matter, more like she is profiling and hoping for a kind smile or a willing ear. Sadly, there are not many anxious to give her the time of day ... ah well, there are always the employees.