Tuesday talk

Who shares his bed?

1 So the pastor has moved his lady friend into the matrimonial home. His explanation is that he needs help to care for his sick wife. Now the interesting thing is who shares his bed. The congregation would love to hear the answer.

Lawless cheats

2 Many people are hoping that the new tax legislation will catch some of the cheats. In particular, they are hoping the professionals who insist on charging clients raw cash for services will be punished for their deception.

Millionaire MPs

3 Someone has the bright idea to do a study to determine how many millionaires are in the Jamaican Parliament. This should provide interesting reading.

Secret sessions

4 Some students at the tertiary level feel that there is a great element of elitism in some faculties, where lecturers will hold secret sessions with the selected favourites.

Convict-turned-A-lister?

5 It was interesting to see the lady convict at the function for A-listers rubbing shoulders with the rich and powerful.