Vidia playing the 'S'

Tony Deyal, Contributor

Mahendra Singh Dhoni, the India cricket captain and inventor of the 'helicopter' shot (a full rotation of the arms before hitting the ball), is known to everyone as M.S. His India team colleague, Vangipurappu Venkata Sai Laxman, is known as V.V.S. I told my son Zubin Shankar, an aspiring cricketer, that if he keeps on doing well and makes the West Indies team (although the two seem to be mutually exclusive at this time), he might well be known as Z.S. He smiled, knowing that everyone already calls him Zubin, or 'Zubie' or even 'Zoobs'. As for me, in Antiguan cricketing circles I am not known by my initials A.S. (Anthony Sookdeo), but simply as Zubin's father. Winston Churchill, whose middle name was Spencer, would have been W.S.; novelist Pearl Sydenstricker Buck and J.F.K.'s speechwriter Pierre Salinger are both P.S., and the poet Thomas Stearns Eliot is known as T.S.

You might well be asking where the 'S' I am going with this, but if you read a recent article on PBS (Public Broadcasting Service) in the US which quotes an article from The Guardian in the UK, you would have found a story about V.S. talking absolute B.S. (and that is neither Bruce Springsteen nor Bernard Shaw). The article is headlined 'Nobel Laureate V.S. Naipaul Says No Woman Is His Literary 'Equal'.'

So what is Vidiadhar Surajprasad Naipaul up to now? The Guardian reported:

In an interview at the Royal Geographic Society on Tuesday about his career, Naipaul, who has been described as the "greatest living writer of English prose", was asked if he considered any woman writer his literary match. He replied: "I don't think so." Of (Jane) Austen, he said he "couldn't possibly share her sentimental ambitions, her sentimental sense of the world". He felt that women writers were "quite different". He said: "I read a piece of writing and within a paragraph or two I know whether it is by a woman or not. I think (it is) unequal to me." The author, who was born in Trinidad, said this was because of women's "sentimentality, the narrow view of the world. ... And inevitably for a woman, she is not a complete master of a house, so that comes over in her writing too," he said.

scathing account

Interestingly, Naipaul's contro-versial comments on women writers came as soon as he ended what was a 15-year feud with novelist and writer, Paul Theroux, who had published "a scathing account about their friendship". Theroux was especially harsh on Naipaul and his treatment of women. Eyder Peralta, commenting on a Sunday Times piece on Naipaul written by Theroux in 2008, states, "In it, he revisits his memoir in light of an authorised biography that confirmed Naipaul was violent, unstable, a racist and a misogynist. Theroux laments that he had been forced to be kind in his book."

What Theroux said was:

I wanted to write about his cruelty to his wife, his crazed domination of his mistress that lasted almost 25 years, his screaming fits, his depressions, his absurd contention that he was the greatest writer in the English language (he first made this claim in Mombasa at the age of 34). "I am a new man," he assured me once, "as Montaigne was a new man." But did Montaigne frequent prostitutes, insult waiters and beat his mistress? Slash, change; slash, change. Even so, when my book appeared, the reviewers howled at me for my audacity. "An unfair portrait", "a betrayal" and the usual jibes - all of them portraying me as an envious upstart. Just a few weeks ago, in a sycophantic piece about Naipaul by a rival news-paper, my book was described as an example of "literary pique" because I had suggested that Naipaul was a monstrous egotist.

The response to Naipaul has been swift. The Telegraph said: "His latest comments were criticised as showing he was out of touch with the modern world. Alex Clark, a literary journalist, said: "It's absurd. I suspect V.S. Naipaul thinks that there isn't anyone who is his equal. Is he really saying that writers such as Hilary Mantel, A.S. Byatt, Iris Murdoch are sentimental or write feminine tosh?" Helen Brown, literary critic for The Daily Telegraph, said: "It certainly would be difficult to find a woman writer whose ego was equal to that of Naipaul. I'm sure his arrogant, attention-seeking views make many male writers cringe too. He should heed the words of George Eliot - a female writer - whose works have had a far more profound impact on world culture than his. "She wrote: 'Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact'."

The Guardian also did a quiz to see if anyone can tell from reading a paragraph whether a piece was written by a man or woman. Try this, "At once, though it was night and the way was lonely, she left the hut and walked to the next village, where there was a hedge of cactus. She brought back leaves of cactus, cut them into strips and hung a strip over every door, every window, every aperture through which an evil spirit might enter the hut. But the midwife said, 'Whatever you do, this boy will eat up his own mother and father'." The writer is male. His name is Naipaul (V.S.). The piece of writing from A House For Mr. Biswas might even be considered prophetic.

Tony Deyal, who is not among the believers, was last seen exploring the middle passage of Michelle Street and wondering whether it is Naipaul's 'Magic Seeds' that make him feel superior to women.