Don't have kids - they're bad for you

After nearly being lynched over his 'Tessanne-mania' column last week, Keiran King has jumped from the frying pan into the fire. His advice: Don't buy the hype. Talk of cute, cuddly kids is all propaganda.

"Sex is the ultimate biological credit card - you splurge for seven minutes, pay nothing for nine months, and then get hit with the mother of all fees for the next 20 years."

Don't miss Keiran King's column online at www.jamaica-gleaner.com on Wednesday, February 12.

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