"We ladies go see the gynaecologist. The doctor who knows us inside out, so to speak. No matter what you guys think, it's no fun being poked, prodded, and pinched by a doctor or nurse plus a 'witness', while you shiver under a paper smock on a cold steel table. The metal contraptions they use are enough to give you nightmares ... . This is all to the good of our overall health, so we do it."